I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis
he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE
Okay I laughed at this more then I should have.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.